#Istg Elliott

[unfortunatelyaaron]

I know I got home late last night and we didn’t, um, have time to talk-

I wanted to apologize for running off like that without explaining properly. It was stupid and reckless and I’m sorry.

..the good news is that Raitor, the stealth I had been trying to rescue, is safe- physically, at least. We don’t know how many of his memories he’s lost, though. I’ll probably be visiting him at some point soon.

- @dreamwalker-elliott

At least you got the stupid and reckless part right. Wasn't a fan of learning from goddamn Tumblr that my brother was in danger again.

I'm glad your friend is safe. I hope they still have most of their memories. Getting them taken doesn't-... it doesn't sound particularly fun.

But God you are in so much trouble.

[ladybugsheep]

casually drops this wip in the sdv elliott tags then goes to shleep

[thedevilsoftruth]

Can you tell that I have a type in men

[rivilu]

success... at last

[markalwants-cheese]

Wooo relistening to Anatomy Class MAG 34 :DDDDD

Dr. Lionel Elliott was such a wimp istg he didn't even imagine the opportunities he had with his students.

Like, you're a SCIENTIST dude, act like one!

Discovery requires experimentation, and there's nothing quite like being able to experiment to your heart's content with no risk of fatality. The DISCOVERIES that could be made. Bro missed a good chance.

[shreysheep]

DEATH OR GLORY IS COMING OUT TOMORROW? WHAT?

I almost forgot to claim my track so here's me popping in reminding yall to if ya haven't already 😁

I'm claiming Hot Mess but Self Loathing Conversation also sounds like one I'm going to LOVE

(Tracklist under cut)

@im-literally-so-dun @maddytheweird @encre-sanguine @ethan-elliott @emogothchildren and literally anyone else I've forgotten because I am currently on the brink of death (or glory?)

MADDY ISTG IF YOUVE ALREADY GOT THE ALBUM SJKSKSKSKSJJSJSJAJSJ jkjk ly

[anonymousredactedconfessions]

guys I hate to break it to you but Aaron was never getting that spot if he didn’t win the poll. For those of you who aren’t on patreon, the poll said this : “hot boi seasons have a pretty consistent roster of characters, and this time around will follow that trend to some extent, but I want to mix it up too. which of these less common bois would you want to get in on the fun this year? flashbacks/alternate universes being on the table to make it make sense where applicable.”

It was James, Anton, Aaron, Elliott, Blake, and Vega. Guy wasn’t on there. Meaning he’s part of that consistent roster in Erik’s eyes and was going to get one no matter where Aaron landed in the poll. And even if Guy wasn’t ‘on’ that roster, the poll was for ONE video. Elliott won, it’ll be his video.

Sorry your man didn’t win ig.. istg people are so annoying when a poll goes a way they didn’t want it to. You realize that majority of his patrons did? Polls are majority vote, not just what you want. Make 768 bot accounts to vote Aaron if your opinion matters more than the rest of the patrons.

And it’s always random teenagers too. Nobody on Patreon cries when their choice didn’t win. The polls are made for Patrons as an incentive to keep buying. Sorry you don’t have a say in that.

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[gen0c1de]

Stardew Valley Bachelors when the Farmer gets a new tattoo

I got a new tattoo, it is similar to what my dad had but on the opposite arm and mirrored. If you want details or if you wanna see it I made a post about it. I will make one for the Bachelorettes, just need motivation I guess lmao Requests are open! TW: Mentions of pain, mentions of blood, mentions of smoking, if i forgot anything please let me know

Alex

Doesn't notice right away.

He's an airhead, he's focused on throwing the Gridball up in the air.

When he does look at you, still doesn't notice it right away.

Lets face it, this boy doesn't expect a change from you, you're a "Boring farmer".

When he does finally notice it, he takes a HARD double-take.

Super shocked and excited for you.

Will ask questions about it like: "Did it hurt", "What does it mean", "Is it something that means a lot to you", etc.

He want's a tattoo but is scared of the pain and doesn't wanna miss working out for a while to let it heal.

He will have a tattoo vicariously through you.

Elliott

Notices right away.

This man is able to tell if you went to the dentist, he's THAT observant istg.

Will ask a few questions about it, but not bombard you like Alex.

Studies it and pinpoint any potential mistake right away so you can get it fixed right away.

Ask to take a picture or two so he can make a book about it and use your tattoo as the cover, with credits of course.

Is honestly proud of you for having the guts to get a tattoo done.

He personally believes the body is a temple that should not be tainted with ink, piercings, or hair dyes.

He keeps those opinions to himself though, not wanting to upset someone by giving his unwanted opinion.

Harvey

Notices it when you have your check-up.

He may be older and a doctor, but he thinks it's really cool.

Asks only a few questions about why you got it, but mainly focuses on the health of it.

Examins it throughout the healing period to make sure it's not infected, that you're not allergic to the ink, and that you're taking proper care of yourself.

Will come to the farm every now and then to check on your tattoo as well to make sure you're letting it heal and not damaging it by working on the farm.

If you want him to put Aquaphor on it, he will, just come to his office when it opens and closes and he will do that for you.

Doesn't want a tattoo, thinks they're cool, but is terrified of the risks and the pain.

Sam

He's obsessed with cool stuff.

With that being said, he notices it right off the bat.

Immediately bombards you with questions, his eyes sparkling.

Wants most of the juicy details of you finding what you wanted, deciding on it, before the tattoo, during, and after.

Just don't tell him about the bleeding, he's not into that stuff... makes him queasy.

Talks about how much he wants a tattoo but can't get one yet since he doesn't have the money and his parents don't want him to get one while he lives with them.

He already got piercings without talking to them first, defiantly not going to get a tattoo yet.

If you're good at drawing, he will ask you to draw fake tattoos on him so he can get the feeling of what its like to have one, without it being permanent.

Talks to you a lot more now, finding you to be really cool.

Sebastian

Also another one to notice right away.

He likes things that are "Rebellious" and stuff his mom and Demetrious don't want him to do.

Will have you walk with him while he has a cigarette so he can talk about the tattoo with you.

Asks you a few questions, but due to him being a bit timid and having anxiety he doesn't ask a lot of them.

Is totally fine with you just telling him details without him asking, prefers it that way anyway.

You can tell him the bloody stuff, not at all bothered by it, he thinks its cool anyway.

Ask him about if he wants one!

He will be happy that you care enough to ask about his interests!

Please!! It's fucking adorable!

He will tell you how he wants one but doesn't have the money for it.

If you offer to pay for his tattoo he will get excited!

He won't show his excitement, but you know he is because he actually SMILES A LITTLE!

You both will be looking for a good first tattoo for this man!

Shane

Never notices it unless you straight up shove it in his face saying "LOOK! A TATTOO"

Or Marnie/Jazz will talk about it when he's around, then he will notice it.

Thinks its neat, not something super exciting though.

Might ask about it, might not.

[jelestes]

someone mentioned to me that dick wolf’s kids are named elliott and olivia and y’all wonder where the problem with this pairing begins istg we are NOT watching the same show

[ted-calling-orson]

LONG ASK IM SO SORRY

ok im sorry to enter ur askbox but i cant just contain this to tags and like. you are SOOOO right for liking kermit !!! sad mf. love him. also can i just say- WHY is there NOT more fanfic im SORRY but. if we have so much crackfic of modern presidents or even actual fic/oneshots of other presidents, PLEASE give us TR / TR fam fic !!!! id eat that shit UP. i got so tired of it i published my own tr kiddos fic istg its either anon or on my acc i can find it

and im so confused on why NATM teddy aint got more fics that at least mention the kids OR siblings. sorry this is gonna be a long ask. but really !! like. theres maybe 5(?) max fics ive seen mention them. a few in the Treasured Collection NATM fic series, and maybe one or two loose ones around. im SOOOO close to writing a self indulgent fic for it. again srry for how long this is. but i never come across tr fans. rlly i swear. also so right for liking the muppets (Fozzie my beloved <3)

oh !! and the cartoon network idea??? YES. absolutely. id watch it. 10000%. i think presidential cartoons should exist more, beyond episodes in preexisting shows. itd be so cool!! ive watched possibly every documentary i can find on TR/show that features him (like The Alienist) i need some lighthearted stuff.

finally idk if youre big on reading books or trilogies but if you can id recommend reading Edmund Morris' trilogy on TR if you haven't yet. the final book ending had me crying at 7am december 2022 like 10 times.

p.s the erb rap battle was so silly and im so surprised i saw nobody in the comments mention quentin with the line churchill shot of TR's family dying prematurely. sorry for the length of this ask--and dino au is so cool and i wanna hear all abt it !!

-🦆

OH MY GOSH THIS IS LIKE A DREAM WHEUSHSUWJWKEKWKWKWJNWJWIXJWBWIDJISJEBDISJSISJSIS oooo we should be best friends ooooooo. Also dw about this being too long you are literally one of my favorite people of all time😭‼️🙏

on the Kermit thing: YIPPEEE‼️‼️‼️ finally another Kermit fan😭 the only other recognition he’d get was from some Indiana jones mini series. Id love to write Roosevelt fan fiction but I don’t like posting my stuff on tumblr (usually my fics are for me and my friends⁉️) but ey, maybe I’ll post something🙏

ALSO MUPPET FAN‼️‼️‼️ my favs are Dr. Teeth and Kermit

on the natm thing: YIPPEE- I wanna write about my au so bad cuz I’ve got so many ideas for it especially for Elliot and Theo’s relationship bc their rivalry was so bad it extended into their daughters. Evil Elliott seemed like an awesome concept and what if he dragged Corinne into it??? Wieihdjehsjs

the tv show: OK OK SO I had a HUGE concept of this show. First off: it’s like your avid 2000s sitcom but with art‼️ The Taft’s (and in later seasons, the Wilson’s) are their neighbors and T.R and W.H.T would have silly angry dad neighbor hijinks (and they both hate the Wilsons together), Alice is the popular girl and there was gonna be a whole episode on her affair with William Borah, Kermit is the shy kid that gets into scuffles with Ted jr, Quentin and Archibald are the spoiled younger sibs, Ethel is the neutral younger sister and Edith is the mostly annoyed mom. Also Quentin and Charles Taft are best friends and I’ll prolly write more ideas for it but I do have designs for Kermit, Ethel and Alice:

anyway, you don’t know how excited I got when I saw this in my inbox😭 but yeah I love your stuff man! Pls post more Teddy stuff I thrive off it im literally one of 5 Theodore Roosevelt fans

ALSO IM GLAD YOU MENTIONED THE RAP BATTLE CUZ- I think that line is about most of his family dying fairly young (Theodore sr., Quentin, Elliott etc) and not just his kids but I could be wrong the fandom wiki of erb is so 50/50

[sunflower1me]

What advice would you have for writers who struggle to write shorter ficlets and drabbles? How do you know what to write about, and where to end it?

Ooooh this is a tough question, especially since I could ask the same thing to longfic authors!

I’d say to take advantage of the fact that fanfiction generally doesn’t require as much setup. I’ve been writing from prompts lately, and so I try to think of a way to jump right into the topic at hand.

The hardest part of trying to specifically write drabbles which require exactly 100 words is having to cut down on the more flowery language and descriptions and just be blunt and simple. Sometimes cutting words out is soo painful istg 😭

Generally I end a story when I feel like I’m starting to drag my feet too much if that makes sense? Like if I’m switching off from the topic and lose track of where I’m going with the fic, it may be time to wrap it up.

With prompts, I try to brainstorm ideas based on the prompt, which tends to take me a day or so to do. For example, I recently wrote for a “severe burns” prompt. I start thinking about fandoms, and my first idea was actually the Stardrop Saloon catching on fire lol. But then I thought, dang, there’s a lot to that idea, how could I cover everything? So I go smaller. My fic was about the farmer getting burned in the mines, and coming home to Elliott, who worries about the farmer’s injuries. I focused only on the important parts, only dedicating a couple lines to the farmer’s trip home, and put most of the word count into the injury itself and the hurt/comfort.

I hope that all makes sense! It’s hard putting these things into words since I don’t normally actually talk about it lol. Thank you so much for the ask! ❤️❤️❤️

[madame-fear]

You should have followed Elliott clone and proposed marriage immediately! Here was your chance to have pseudo-Lucerys in your life and you blew it, what are you doing?! get it together girl!!

Gonna have to stake out that bar now 🤣

I LOVED this message HAHAH 🤣🤣 Istg i was walking behind of him but when i saw that he was Elliot’s clone i nearly DROP TO MY KNEES TO SHOUT MY LOVE FOR HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREETS 😭

I’m telling you, this boy was LUCKY that my parents are overprotective so they knew how long i take to run some errands (because i just had to buy a few things to a girl in a market in front of our apartment) and i went with a very specific amount of money - otherwise i was walking behind of him and his friends and I WOULD HAVE GONE INTO THE BAR AS WELL 🙏

GUYS ENCOURAGE ME AND I WILL GO TO THAT BAR OFTEN. EVERY FRIDAY AT 13:00pm I SWEAR IDC IF HE ISN’T ELLIOR BUT HE JUST LOOKED LIKE HIM. I WILL MAKE HIM NOTICE AND PLEASE EVERYONE PRAY FOR ME THAT HE ALWAHS GOES TO THE BAR 🙏🙏🙏

[xxsl3nderm4nslutxx]

AGGGHHHHH WHY ELLIOTT SMITH WHY?? HE WANTZ ME TO FAIL ISTG!!! HE WANTZ ME TO BE MISERABLE HE PRAYZ ON MY DOWNFALL

[fighterpilotshrimp]

I AM DECEASED. THAT ELLIOTT ISTG. JFDKLBHAJSBASHBLKJGLANGF,,,,

my art of the stardew bachelors from tiktok ✨

[chaotic-cheshire]

And I am once again finding more reasons to despise Closeknit...

[izzybabe]

disclaimer: the original meme isn't mine, i just edited in the photo of Steve